This is probably useless for most people, but eh.
Here's what it does:
-Maid will stay for a minimum of 24 hours
-Maid costs 500/day (charged at end of shift)
-Another maid comes the minute the first one leaves
-Maid pool changed to 3 from 2 (meaning there are 3 possible maids now, instead of just 2)
-Game will not send the same one every time, so they should show up in a random order
-25% chance of maid being inappropriate
-Only 15 minutes at a time spent being inappropriate, with at LEAST 2 hours in between (instead of 30 and 1, as it is normally)
Why it's not that practical:
-Some people might not like a person just standing around their house 24/7 when there's nothing to be cleaned
-It's a replacement, not an addition. This means ALL maids will cost this much.
Why it is practical:
-Maids aren't really NECESSARY unless you have a bigger family, and if you do you can likely afford this one
-The maid can be talked to on the job
-The maid can be woohooed with and such
-It's just a cool idea!
So here you go. XML mod, will conflict with any that change the maid functionality.